Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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