Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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