i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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