I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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