My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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