Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My vagina is officially offended.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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