Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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