In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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