In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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