Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I smell like Dick and happiness
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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