idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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