i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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