so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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