You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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