if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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