We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My vagina just clenched in fear
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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