If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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