I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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