And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just forgot I was standing up.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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