My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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