3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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