It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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