people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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