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  • 61 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:40pm

    ....... so did you put out afterwards or what?

  • 65 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:11am

    dad sounds like a creeeeeeeper

  • 55 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:15am

    Crab fest was in Carbondale. I have seen the girls in Carbondale; this is not a big surprise...

  • 53 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:29pm

    clearly he was joking! my grandpa does stuff like that all the time. OP was so drunk she "thought he was serious"

  • 54 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:29pm

    In Eagle county you are probably older than most of your Dads Friend's wives.

  • 47 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:59pm

    @9:41 Ya really...maybe it was the crab that was screwing with her head not the booze

  • 50 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:34pm

    This is seriously twisted.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:49pm

    no it's not cute and your twisted for thinking that

  • 51 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:09pm

    pull one of his coworkers aside and ask them if they know anything about erectile dysfunction

  • 49 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:27pm

    you do realize he thought the invatation said bring someone with crabs right?

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:04pm

    he was probably joking but she was drunk and didn't realize, no biggie

  • 49 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:15pm

    it's not twisted. it's cute.

  • 48 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:41pm

    where in colorado do they have crab festivals?

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:49pm

    Maybe your dad said that because he doesn't want his coworkers to hit on you. You know how protective (real) dads are...or, he wants that pussy...and if that's the case, RUN.

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:07pm

    hit it and quit it. wait a second........

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:28pm

    maybe he didn't want all his co-workers to know what an alcoholic his daughter is?

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:15pm

    that is creepy.........i would not have went along with my dad introducing me as his girlfriend......is he okay in the head?

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:52am

    it's funny, relax. my mom was sick once and so i had to go with my dad to a convention. some coworkers asked if i was his date. they were the real creepers.

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:31pm

    it's ok everyone at your dads work knows he loves cock.

  • 32 20
    Submitted by iheartharry on Apr 24, 11 at 11:57am

    Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:54pm

    at least ur dad didnt do nuthin to bad, mine introduces me as the one that can ride the hair off of anything