I smell stomach acid.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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