Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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