You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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