I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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