At least make sure they are 18
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Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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