i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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