are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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