Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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