Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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