oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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