I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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