its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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