I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize