I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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