just tell him i said nine months
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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