This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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