It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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