The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
is it fun? or sober?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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