I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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