I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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