I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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