PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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