It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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