bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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