you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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