I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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